Monday, December 23, 2013

Dr. Luscious Hair.

Dr. Luscious Hair.  Dr. luscious hair.  Is A vary good man.  Dr. luscious hair.  Gives hair to people that want hair.  How ever they want it.  You can go to Dr.luscioushair.com.  (actually you cant go to Dr.luscioushair.com.)  you can call 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.  And call.  (actually you cant.)  And he has minions to help.  And try this shampoo we are 37% sure that it will work.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Pageviews.

Pageviews.  Okay I am going to write the pageviews  the pageviews are 2,176.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Animal science.

Animal science.  Badgers are A little rip you apart little animal.  And cheetah baby's, sometimes they have stripes and badgers have stripes.  So they look like them cause badgers are A little rip you apart animal.  So when the cheetah mom is gong they do not die. 

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Jokes.

Jokes.  So this guy he was A carpenter.  And he made homes with bricks.  And he never counts the bricks wrong. But one day he was one brick off.  And so he through the brick up in to the sky.  Next joke.  So this fun guy said to this girl.  Do you wont to go out. And she said N! O!
spells no.  And he said why not I am A fun guy.  Next joke.  So this guy was eating all the peanuts in the plane.  And so this guy through the peanuts out the window.  And what did he see the brick from the other joke.  Next joke.  

Monday, October 21, 2013

FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!.

FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!.  Delicious delicious food.  So  my favorite food are tacos with ground beef and sour cream and cheese and salsa and beans.  

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Games.

Games. This is just a Halo video. Okay I made up some games one of them is called get the ball.  To play get the ball you have to get the ball.  But if you are the person who hides the ball.  You have to hide the ball.  And the people who have to get the ball.  Have to get the ball in 5 min.  And another one is dice.  To play dice.  You get 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 things.  And you can have 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 people.  And you get one dice.  And one of those people.  Will have one of those things.  And one of them will have on the dice one number And so you roll the dice.  And look at the dice And like who ever gets the number gets to kill one of the other things.  And the people are the things so one of them is out.  And you keep on going.  And there is A another game it is called I do not know what it is called.  But here is how you play it.  Okay it is like basketball but with A football.  

Friday, October 11, 2013

Story's.

Story's.  Slender man.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  I was at camp DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  Even though I am only 7.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  Then I saw something.  DUN!!! DUn!!! Dun!!!.  So I went over there but there was nothing there.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!. So I went back to camp and I saw A man he was tall DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  And he had A suit on.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  And he had A white face.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  And A lot of tentacles.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  But then he disappeared.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!  So then I ran to my bed.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  Then I woke up and I was in the forest.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  And then I saw my friend but then I saw him run from sum thing.  Then he fell over and did not get up.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  So then I ran but he appeared rite in my face.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!. Then his tentacles ripped me apart.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  Okay people that was not the mane  character.  this is not going to be the mane character.  Back to the story.  Okay where am I.  I think I am in sum forest?.  WOW!! WHAT!! IS!! THAT!!.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP!! HELP!!.  x(.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.  Wow what is that.  O it is time to go to bed.  Next day okay that was A weird night.  got to get up.  DUN!!! DUn!! Dun!.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

The school post.

The school post.  Connie is my sisters puppy she is a golden retriever puppy.  And she is going to have a adventure.  Go Connie go my sister gets captured with her husband.  So Connie had to run and now she finds her food  and she does not know wear to live. She finds a house but they pot her in a puppy store.  But she pushes her kennel off the shelf and now she is almost out.  But not all the way and now people are there and now she can get out.  She runs and she scratches the floor and it squeaks.  So they try to get her but she gets out.  HA! she said in puppy language.  

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

My family.

My family.  There is me Brian.  And there is Dan my dad he is 56.  And there is my mom Cena and she is 51.  And there is my sister Susanna and she is 14.  And there is Matthew my brother and he is 10.  And there is my brother Josh and he is 12.  And there is my sister Bonnie and she is 16.  And there is my brother Ben he is 18.Oh and people this is in 2013.  And there is my sister Rachel and she is 20.  And there is my sister Kirsten and she is 21.  And there is my brother James and he is 23.  And there is my sister Jessica and she is 24. And that is not counting in-laws or anything like that. So that's all the people in my family.  That is 12 people.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Mustard man.

Mustard man.  Mustard man was doing his jumping - jacks.  but then he saw a gopher so uhhhh I do not now what he did

Ketchup man.

Ketchup man.  Ketchup man was eating.  But then he saw a bob cat he ran away.    

Gun man.

Gun man.  Gun man  was shooting his target.  But then he saw a gopher.  And he shoots it to uh... .  

Fat man.

Fat man. Fat man was eating his fat.  But then he saw a gopher so he smashed the gopher to uh... stuff.  And then the doggy army finds him then they told him that he needs to eat less fat more broccoli.   

Zapper man.

Zapper man.  Zapper man was zapping a target.  Then 30 bob cats started to run after him.  But then he zapped them all.  And then he eats his lunch.  And then he got called                  

Carpenter man.

Carpenter man.  Carpenter man was doing his thing but then he saw a bob cat.  So he got his carpenter belt. And he was looking back and it was not there.

Food man.

Food man.  Food man was eating food but then he saw a gopher.  He shot all the food in the world.  At it then he eat his food.  And his son was having a B day.

Super Dan.

Super Dan.  Super Dan was walking then he saw A gopher and he smashed it.  And then he did his thing        

W A P.

W A P. W A P is world annihilation project.  So a W A P ship landing in the U.S. and the UK. The one that was in the U.S. was in a field.  And a farmer found it.  Then uh... he died.  So then in the U.K.  It was in a military fort and well the U.K. took it out.                        

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Life.

Life.  I am going to live in an storrage And ride on A bike And eat really cheap food that is good for you.  

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

S D superheroes.

S D superheroes.  There is 8 S  Superheros.  There is super Dan.  And there is food man.  And there is carpenter man.  And there is mustard man.  And there is ketchup man.  And there is zapper man.  Okay this is the S D superheros.  Avengers  O  why the S D superheros are cold S D superheros the S D is super dumb so it is S C superheros.  And there is gun man.  So super Dan.  Is on his blog.  But then he saw a gopher.  So then he runs over to it.  An then  he.  Well it did.  So all the S C superheros are being attacked.  And we are at gun man.  so gun man is looking at Dan's blog.  But then he is looking at a gopher so then he shoots   the gopher.  BAM!!!!! BAM!!!!  And food man.  is on face book.  but then he was looking at a gopher.  so then he shoots gum.  at the gopher.  Sticky gum.  And mustard man was doing jumping jacks.  Then he saw A gopher.  He shot his mustard.  At the gopher.  Okay I am not going to right stuff like that any more.  Back to the S C superheros.  Ketchup man was going on a woke to his hose.  But then he so a gopher then he killed it. O and there is fat man.

My dreams.

My dreams.  Okay I was looking at a cake.  Then it disappeared.  Then I saw an ice-cream  It disappeared.  Then I saw pie.  It disappeared.  Next dream.  I am sitting on my couch.   then I saw droids.  Oh and guys.  This is all true.  I saw droids.  And a transformer.  So I went to my dad to tell him but he spanked me.  Then I told my mom. And she spanked me too.  Then I looked out my window.  And saw my brother James.  With this weird gun.  And he shot the droids. With it.  Then I was running.  And then I saw my brother Josh got killed by the transformer. Then he was green. He started to run.  After me but I was laying down.  The end.  Next dream.  I was on a beach and then this big fat lady walked up to me and she killed me.  The end next dream.  Me and my brothers and my sisters are digging our heads in to the ground.  And then like.  I am always hearing marching. I like writing not how everybody writes.  So back to my dreams and  then I saw A ork.  With A ax and I was laying down.  The end  Next dream.  I was at my church and then I saw a lot of the people in my church.  And sum of them a turned in to aliens.  And then I went down I and saw sum people were down there and there was tools and stuff down there.  And they told me to get sum tools and go back up and I saw my teacher Mr. Loughman.  And then he turns in to eric and he is A aliens.  And kills me :(.  Next dream.  i was being A brat so my mom and sister.  Chased me to the tree house and i 
                                     

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Best Friends And Baby City And A Little Bit Of Random Stuff.

My Best Friends And Baby City And A Little Bit Of Random Stuff. 
My best friend.  Are Tre.  His name is different to other Treys.  Oh and just to tell you I am 7.  That is pretty much all.  Next story.  So the babies the ones that were in the other story.  In this post is this hidden message that is decoded by finding random letters in the post and putting them in order on a piece of paper then you read it carefully.  b m l o y i d m s u b g .  The babies puked.  At the gophers.   BAM!!!!!!!!!! BAM!!!!!!!!!!  The babies puked.  On the gophers.  goo goo.  fight them.  O no we lost.  well we lost.  go back to the baby city.  whew were not          dead.  Said a baby.  Were not goo goo.   Whet.   Goo goo.  Goo goo. So the doggy army  Is helping the cats.  O so were dead.  No were not dead.  O BAM!!!!!.  Go back to baby city.  Okay go goo goo go yes the doggy's are here.  WOW!.  Okay random stuff uh I have 8 stuffed animals.  And on Google look up zerg rush.  And then there will be little Os that kill the things that you look up.  But if you click on them they die.  I have $47.  And now I am 8.  I have A I pod.        

Monday, August 26, 2013

THE!!! Doggy Army.

THE!!! doggy Army.  THE!!!  Doggy Army Was doing Good.  Than THE!!! Gophers Came.  All THE!!! Cats and All THE!!! Animals.  Tried To Help.  But THE!!! Gophers Went In To THE!!! Holes.  and THE!!! Gophers Had Help.  THE!!! Bob Cats.  and THE!!! Bald Eagles.  There's Good Animals.  and Bad Animals.  THE!!! "Good News".  Said A Dog.  "THE!!! Lions Are Beating THE!!! Rats.   Emperor Wiener Dog" ,Said Pooch.   THE!!! Gophers Are Attacking THE!!! Doggies.  All THE!!! Good Animals Are Helping. "So THE!!! Battle Is Won" ,Said Tuffy.  And Then THE!!! Dogs Call THE!!! Babies.  THE!!! Babies Have Utility-Diapers That Have Everything.  THE!!! Bob cats Attacked THE!!! Babies.  THE!!! Babies Use Puke Guns.  Diaper Grenade Said A Baby.  and When There Moms Come.  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! No Run.  There Moms Change There Diaper.  We Have Won THE!!! Battle.  A Babies Said.  So At THE!!! Cats.  Super Cat.  Is Running.  From A Bald Eagle.  While Cat City.  Is Being Attacked.  O No Fight Cats.  We Meow Meow.  Charge At Gophers. Rrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!  O No Fight.  O No We Lost.  Go To Meow.   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Fight.  Ha Ha.  So Back To THE!!! Doggy.  It Is Tuffy's B- Day.  Ha Ha.  Chicken time.  Yum yum.  123 go.  tuffy tuffy `     tuffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!   bye bye.  2 years later.  Tuffy go fight.   the gophers.   AAAAAAHH!!!!!!  ya ha ha.  Ha look.  The cats are here.  Hey super kitty.  So at the tigers. there doing good.  but at the cats.  we are being attacked.  O it is bad.  O no ha fight.   AAAAAAAAA!!!!!  the gophers. Meow meow meow doggy army what.  Go to the doggy army.  O ha super kitty.   ha tuffy.  ha super doggy.  we are getting attacked.  We will help.  You super kitty.  Fight the gophers.  O no o we won.  Then they go back to the doggy army.  But o no ha shh the gophers.  Are you ready to fight.  Fight for the doggy army.  Ha ha AAAAAAAHH!!!!  O no we lost.  O we won.  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  It is super kitties.  B- day.  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  eat the cat food weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!